personal blog.


Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?


coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

(via mytitsburnn)


sportyspice94:

the biggest struggle i’ve encountered in my lifetime thus far is spelling definitely 




methlabrador:

what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes 


tupacistan:

girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch

(Source: yesiknowiamtall)



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